At least the internet is not ruining my life

Fuck me but half the worlds on tilt right now Bowburn is getting shat on losing more hands from a dominating posdition in a row than i thought mathematically possible. The internet disconnecting cost me around $320 which when ure playing 10$ hu is quite a lot and this same problem has cost Owe n Jeal around a grand between them but at least were not all moanoing about it. Next thing Whitebet is taking the money from your account when you try to reg for a sng but ure not actually registered as Jeal said its embarrassing leaving Owe $400 out of pocket and me a paltry (compared to Owes $400) $88 but at the moment with not much in Whitebet that is quite a lot to me. However the foundations for the double up dash are now all set i should be playing $30 dons from the off with a 50 buy-in bankroll and hopefully ill run good although thats still 8 days away im anticipating not leaving the house often in Febuary as the prizes on offer are not at all small.
In other areas hopefully United wont get screwed by the ref next week and make it to Wembley for the Carling Cup final, I want United to win everything unlike some 'fans' and although i can no longer go on a weekly basis ad i am distraught at what those Wankers the Glazers have done to my beloved club I just can physically wish them not to win its just not it me. So hopefully the boys will turn round the travesty of the first leg and hopefully G.Nev will somehow fllatten that moron Tevez who clearly isnt worth £25 mill and to launch such a personal attack on one of the most decorated footballers in English footballing History just for stating an opinion is ridiculous it really is. In other sport for me hopefully Sale will win theyre home game against Tolouse to book a place in the Heiniken cup quarters and hopefully sergio will get off to a flyer in the desert in Ryder cup year as I hope he and Lee Westwood will split the majors this year as my two favorite and unarguarbly the 2 most deserving of a major bar Monty.

Christ just realised how long and probably boring this post really is ...... do you see what Whitebet has driven me toooo now looking forward to my time on ipoker in Febuary